Well, it's been a while since my last post, but I'm stuck inside because of this COVID-19 thing so I thought I might start writing again. In my time of isolation I have had time to write this ode to the Corona virus. It can be sung to the tune of My Sharona, by the Knack. Enjoy:
My CORONA
By Lou Sciaroni
3/26/2020
Ooh, you little nasty bug,
you nasty bug
When you gonna start to
decline, CARONA
Ooh, I’m coughing up a lung,
up a lung
Got it from someone in line,
CARONA
When you gonna stop, creeping
up, such a dirty slime
Always coughing up, and no
job, I haven’t gotta dime
My, My, My, aye-aye, Whoa!
M-m-m-my Carona
Come a little closer, wait,
six feet away
Social distancing each other
in line, CARONA
You are such a mystery, you
get to me
You make it so I can’t even
go outside, CARONA
When you gonna stop, creeping
up, such a dirty slime
Always coughing up, and no
job, I haven’t gotta dime
My, My, My, aye-aye, Whoa!
M-m-m-my Corona
Ooh I really really gotta go,
I gotta go
But I got no tissue on the
roll, Corona
Everything around me’s
closed, even church
You are even affecting my
soul, Corona
When you gonna stop, creeping
up, such a dirty slime
Always coughing up, and no
job I haven’t gotta dime
My, My, My, aye-aye, Whoa!
M-m-m-my Corona
Sports were cancelled cause
of you, cause of you
Tired of streaming reruns on
the tube, Corona
There gonna give me thousand
bucks, so I can eat
I’ll use it to get drive
through food, Corona
When you gonna stop, creeping
up, such a dirty slime
Always coughing up, and no
job I haven’t gotta dime
My, My, My, aye-aye, Whoa!
M-m-m-my Corona
